I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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