Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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