I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He felt like a one man threesome
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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