I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
no, he came in my armpit
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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