sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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