i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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