so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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