Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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