So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just google imaged poop.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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