i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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