Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
operation have a gay friend backfired
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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