I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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