New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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