At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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