just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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