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  I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.

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• Well actually it did save you from getting AIDS but we both know you didn't do an amzing job

  Submitted by Phys on Jan 20, 11 at 2:29pm

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• However, in reality it had a small hole in it and had expired back in 2007...

  Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Jan 20, 11 at 2:26pm

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• Then u realized it was a Durex

  Submitted by thatguyerik on Jan 22, 11 at 2:34am

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• Jesus. Aids must be everywhere in America, you're all shit feared of it!

  Submitted by Dogsmuggler on Jan 21, 11 at 4:26am

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• From that last lie you can infer that you did a horrible job. Also, it did not save you.

  Submitted by RyanM on Jan 20, 11 at 2:25pm

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• I don't know if I should vote thumbs down or thumbs up?.....

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jan 20, 11 at 6:14pm

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• Who uses condoms nowadays? Me and my fiancé love bareback ;)\n\n[cue incessant jerk/whore/slut/AIDS slurs]

  Submitted by TheSpiritOfJazz on Jan 21, 11 at 10:08pm

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• Everyone has AIDS! \nMy grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)\nThe pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)\nC'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)

  Submitted by Reggie_Dunlop on Jan 21, 11 at 2:54am

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• It also saved you from possibly showing up on Maury in 9 months on the segment of "who my baby daddy?!"

  Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 21, 11 at 4:19am

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