these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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