I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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