so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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