On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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