so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
