Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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