real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just high enough for therapy.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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