She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I would ride that face into the sunset
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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