do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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