Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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