have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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