so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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