I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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