we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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