I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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