His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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