margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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