I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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