Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We left the knife in your bed.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
