Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So squirting runs in the family.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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