Don't you send me to vm
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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