Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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