And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The beers last night were like the tears from god
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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