Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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