I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just cropdusted the office
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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