You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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