ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
