Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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