I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
porn star boner night. come get it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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