You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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