Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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