Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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