So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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