I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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