if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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