Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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