Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So. Much. Porn.
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