so explain again why im purple
no
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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