I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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can i buy you shots if you take my shot?
Better capture the midget first, they're quick little fuckers.
So...this night starts with shots, progresses to midget capturing and ends in death presumably from a midget capturing related unjury.... Sounds like a better love story than Twilight.
my soft slightly buoyant shit colliding with my hard heavy shit and exploding during the flush is a better love story then twilight
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