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(478): View more from Georgia

It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?

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(303): View more from Colorado

They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete

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