He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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