that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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